So my Girlfriend just turned 18 and I'm excited that I can have sex with her now.

A kid walks in on...

A kid walks in on his parents having sex then immediately runs away with a...

Voodoo Dick NSFW

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Jewish jokes

(Just a few of my favorites) A man is getting ready to get married to a very...

Flying Truisms

1 When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough...

Bumping into a...

A man bumps into a Woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes...

How to drive the...

So these three guys are talking about their sex lives; there's a Mexican, an...

The Golfers

One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...

Condom Usage

A very proper man started going into the neighbourhood pharmacy every week...

Dirty poem contest

A guy and a girl are having sex when they both say, "I'm really hungry and...

A Dog Named Sex.

*This is an old joke and this is another form of it. Only few details are...