A mother is having sex with her lover.
Her son comes in so she locks him in the closet. After hearing her husband come home she locks the lover also in the closet.
"Dark in here" the boy says.
"Yeah" the man replies.
"I have a baseball here. Do you want it? It costs only $250 bucks."
The man thought what the hell and paid up.
Next night the boy is again locked in the closet with the lover.
"Dark in here" the boy says.
"Yeah" the man replies.
"Do you want a baseball glove?" The boy says.
The man bought it for $750 bucks.
The next day the father says " Son, lets go to play baseball"
The boy says "I sold my baseball and glove for $1000 bucks"
The father says "You should not overcharge your friends like that. I'm going to take you to the Confessional" And so the boy goes.
He goes into the Confessional.
"Dark in here" he comments.
"Oh, for heavens sake don't start that again!" The priest says.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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