When Jane met Tarzan in the jungle, she had never seen such a fit man, and she was greatly attracted to him. As they got to know each other, she asked him what he though of sex.
"Sex? What is sex?" Tarzan asked.
She explained the concept, and he responded, "Oh, Tarzan use a hole in the trunk of tree for that."
Jane was horrified and said, "Oh no, you have it all wrong! I'll show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, laid on the ground, and spread her legs wide. "Here, Tarzan," she said. "You must put it in here."
Tarzan stepped closer, removed his loincloth, and then gave her a powerful kick in the crotch! Jane rolled around in agony.
Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"
He replied,"Tarzan check for bees first!"
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