A guy walks into his local bordello and picks out a girl. They go back to her
room and start to discuss prices. She says, "It's $100 for a blow job, $200 for
straight sex, and $250 for a Monica."
"What's a Monica?" he asks.
"That's where I blow you now and screw you later," she answers.
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