There's a lot of openings in heaven, so St. Peter decides to give them an easy test. He says to them, "If you can tell me what Easter is, you can come in"
The first blonde says, "Easter is that time in November where we eat turkey and are really thankful!"
St. Peter was surprised by this, but nevertheless he looked at the next blonde. "Easter is that time in December where we celebrate Jesus' birth!" she said.
St. Peter was blown away. He looked at the last blonde, who said , "Easter is that time in the spring when Jesus dies and is laid in the tomb but then comes back to life."
St. Peter was just about to congratulate her on making it into heaven when she continued: "Yeah, when he comes out of the tomb, if he sees his shadow, that means there's going to be 6 more weeks of winter!"
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