A wife wants a boob job...

Her husband ask why. She says she wants bigger breasts. He aks if its going to be expensive. She says it will be quite expensive. He tells her to first try rubbing a wad of toilet paper between her breasts and see if that works. How the hell is that going to work, she says. He explains, it seemed to work for your ass!

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