A large monastery burns down and all the nuns suddenly appear before St. Peter at the pearly gates. They form a line so they can be admitted one by one. The first nun approaches Peter and after giving her name, the Patron Saint asks one question "Sister have you ever broken your vow of celibacy or been impure in any way?" "No," she replies "although I did once accidentally see a young monk as he was changing his robes." "Very well" says Peter "wash your eyes with this holy water and you shall enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
After a few more nuns are questioned and let in with no accounts of impurities another approaches and is asked the same question. "Forgive me Brother" she begins "Before I joined the Church, as a young girl I once met a man and gave him a handjob. I have regretted it to this day." "Very well Sister, because of your repentant heart, you may wash your hands and enter the Kingdom."
About this time, a scuffle begins toward the back of the line. Saint Peter calls the two nuns involved to approach him and inquires what has caused the disruption. The nun who caused the commotion replied "Well if I'm going to have to gargle water, I'm going to do it before Sister Margret uses it to wash out her ass!"
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