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Why did the blonde bring sandpaper to the desert?
She needed a map.

Why did the blonde bring a car door to the desert?
If it got hot she could roll the window down.

How did the blonde explain her helicopter crash?
It was getting hot so I turned the ceiling fan off.

What is the latest health epidemic among blondes?
MAIDS. If they don't get one they die.

Why did the blonde wear a condom on each ear?
She didn't want to get hearing AIDS.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell; She's got a grenade in her mouth.

Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in 6 months?
Because on the box it said from two to four years.

How do you know if a blonde e-mails you?
There's a computer in the mailbox.

How do you know if a blonde's been using the computer?
There's whiteout on the screen.

How do you know if a second blonde has been using the computer?
There's writing on the white out.

How do you know if a third blonde has been using the computer?
There's cheese in front of the mouse.

What do you call brunette hair dye?
A1)Artificial Intelligence. A2)Birth control

What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
An interpreter.

What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A mental block.

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?
Siamese twins.

What do you call a blonde in a sauna?
A hot air balloon.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.