... and says "give me a fucking pint and a whisky pal". The barman says "sure, but there's no need for the bad language though". The old fella drinks his pint down in one go and then pours the whisky in to his coats top pocket. The barman is watching this and just shakes his head thinking the guy is obviously nuts.
"Another fucking pint and another fucking whisky right now" the drunk shouts. The barman again pours his drinks but reminds him about his bad language and suggests he calms down a little. The old fella ignores this and proceeds to drink his pint in one and then pour the whisky into his top pocket. "Gis anova pint an anova fuckin' whisky you bast'" he shouts. The barman is getting pretty fed up at this point.
"I'll give you one more drink" he says, "but your attitude needs to get better real damn quick if you want any more after that".
Again the old guy drinks his pint in one and pours his whisky into his pocket. "Gis anova fucking pint and whisky you piece of shit barman shit..." he slurs. The barman has had enough by now.
"Sorry Sir it's time you left". "I ain't goin' nowhere you bast'" shouts the drunk. "Sir if you don't leave now, I'll be forced to call the police on you" replies the barman.
At this the drunk becomes even more aggressive. "You filthy bast', just wanna drink, you fuck. I'll see you outside now, right now, on the car park you fuckin' bast'" he screams. And a little mouse pops his head out of his coat pocket and shouts "yeah, and bring yer fuckin' cat". (First ever post, so if I've done this wrong then forgive me).
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