A fly was hovering 6 inches above a stream...

Below that stream was a fish. He watched thay fly intently, saying 'if that fly dropped about 6 inches, I could swim up and have some lunch.'

On the bank of the stream was a bear. He sees the fish is distracted and says to himself, 'if that fly drops about 6 inches, that fish will jump up, and ill grab the fish and have some lunch.'

50 yards away, a hunter, eating a cheese sandwhich, sees the bear looking into the stream. He think, 'if that fly drops about 6 inches, the fish will jump up, and that bear will go after the fish, and ill shoot that bear for a nice trophy.'

Right behind the hunter is a mouse. Realizing what is happening, he eagerly awaits. 'If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish will jump out of water, the bear will go after the fish, the hunter will go for the bear, and leave his cheese sandwich unattended for me to eat some lunch.'

Behind the mouse lays a cat. He understands the situation. He says, ' if that fly drops about 6 inches, the fish will jump after it, the bear will go for the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the mouse will eat the cheese sandwhich, and while he is distracted, I'll catch him and have some lunch.'

As they all wait with anticipation, a sudden movement happens. The fly drops 6 inches! The fish jumps after the fly. The bear nabs the fish. The hunter drops his cheese sandwich and readies his rifle. The mouse runs for the cheese. The cat pounces toward the mouse, but slips and ends up drenched in the river.

The moral of this story? Anytime a fly drops about 6 inches, there is bound to be a wet pussy.