Mickey Mouse is talking to his lawyer about the divorce...

and the lawyer says "Mickey, I don't think you're claim is going to hold up at trial."

Mickey snaps back, "what do you mean won't hold up?! It's pretty obvious, isn't it?!"

"I just don't see it, I don't see what proof you have that Minnie is crazy," the lawyer said in a puzzled tone.

Mickey replies, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!!"

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