Two guys are camping. Guy 1 has to shit so he goes out in the woods to do his stuff. While crouched over, a poisonous snake comes up & bites him on his dick. Guy 1 calls out & asks his buddy what to do.
Guy 2 pulls out his smart phone & Googles 'snake bite'.
Online he reads that in order to not die an X has to be cut on each part of the bite & then the poison sucked out.
Guy 1 asks, "What did you find out?"
Guy 2 replies, "You are going to die!"
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