Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court

Mickey has just finished explaining to the judge why he wants to divorce his partner of many years. After hearing Mickey's story, the judge says, "Mr. Mouse, I understand it's difficult to deal with, but I don't think you should separate from your wife just because you think she's acting a little crazy. Most husbands believe their wives are kind of nutty."

"No, your honor, you don't understand" Mickey replies, "she's FUCKING Goofy!"

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