Customer: My disk is stuck in my disk drive.

Customer: My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesn't work. Tech Support: Ok, turn the power to your Mac off, hold down the mouse clicker, and power the Mac back up. Customer: Look, I don't have three hands!

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