Some dumb christmas jokes


What did one Angel say to the other?
Halo there!


How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year!"


What do elephants sing at Christmas?
No-elephants, no elephants!


What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season


What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross mouse cards!


How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe


What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards?
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L!!)!

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