A husband went to police station for filing report for his missing wife.
**Husb** : I lost my wife(mitsy), she went for shopping & still not reached home yet.
**Inspector** : What is her height ?
**Husb** : I never noticed.
**Inspector** : Slim or healthy ?
**Husb** : Not slim can be healthy.
**Inspector** : Colour of eyes ?
**Husb** : Never noticed.
**Inspector** : Colour of hair ?
**Husb** : Changes according to season.
**Inspector** : What was she wearing?
**Husb** : some kinda suit...I don't remember exactly.
**Inspector** : Was she going in a car??
**Husb** : yes.
**Inspector** : can you tell me the number, name & color of the car ?
**Husb** : black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre, V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tip-tronic
automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door and then......
**Inspector** : Don't worry sir...we will find your car ;)
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