about how difficult it is to get a job when you have a criminal record. The first guy says, "Well, it's all about putting a positive spin on it. Take me for example, I was arrested for trying to rob the same convenience store 6 times. So I tell people that I'm persistent, tenacious, and refuse to give up on a task once I've started it. What's in your past?"
Before the second man can answer, he's called in for his interview. 10 minutes later he walks out with a giant smile on his face and says, "Thanks so much for the advice, it worked like a charm! I got a job in quality control at the car factory downtown monitoring head gasket production."
"Well that's great news," replied the first guy, slightly confused, "but what did you say to land that job?"
"Oh, well I'm into beastiality and got arrested for breaking into the aquarium, so I just told them that I'm really passionate about a tight seal."
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