Men

How do men define Roe vs. Wade?
Two ways to cross a river.


What is gross stupidity?
144 men in a room.


Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to
put in it.
Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?


What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.


What's a man's view of safe sex?
A padded head board.


Only a man would buy a $200.00 car and put a $2000.00 stereo in
it.


Why do men love computers?
No matter what mood they are in, they can still get a floppy in.


What's the differnce between a clitoris and a pub?
8 out of 10 men can find a pub.


What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.


What's the difference between a man and a catfish?
One is a bottom feeding scum sucker...the other is a fish.


Why do men hope to marry a virgin?
They can't stand the criticism.


What do you get if you have two balls in your hand?
A mans undivided attention.


What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. no mind
2. no business


What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.


Why do men name their penises?
They want to be on a first name basis with one who makes all
their decisions.


If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in
convenience stores and drive through windows.