This is one of my favorite jokes, because its also a life lesson in disguise....also I must admit that I heard it somewhere so I don't take any credit for it!! Also, its my first time writing a joke!!!
So a man dies and is on his way up to heaven. As he is assending in the clouds he stops on one of the clouds and there is a really ugly woman with yellow teeth and saggy breasts wearing some disgusting torn clothes and smells horrible.
She says:
"Stay here and have sex with me now, or climb the latter to success forever"
The man doesn't hesitate and climbs the latter that leads him to another cloud. This time there is a woman who is normal looking. Better than the first one, but still nothing special.
She says:
"Stay here and have sex with me now, or climb the latter to success forever"
The man looks up and decides to climb the latter again. He arrives at another cloud and finds an attractive woman. She has pretty hair and a nice smile and her body type is curvy with a great ass.
Again she says:
"Stay here and have sex with me now, or climb the latter to success forever"
The man looks at her and thought for a second hmmm since they are getting more attractive, let me continue.
So he goes and climbs the latter and arrives at another cloud. There he finds the most beautiful girl he has ever seen. a rocket. a bombshell. a 12/10-. Nice big natural breasts, an amazing body,perfect hair and beautiful eyes. She looks amazing and smells wonderful. Aboslutely gorgeous!!!! (you get the picture)
Once again she says to the man:
"Stay here and have sex with me now, or climb the latter to success forever"
This man is dumbfounded. He is practically drooling and is hard as a rock. He looks up and sees that there is one more cloud. He is like wow, if this girl is hot i wonder how amazing the last girl would be since they are just getting hotter and hotter. So he went on his way, excited to see how hot the last one would be so he climbs the latter.
At the last cloud he is shocked to see and old fat, hairy smelly disgusting looking guy. He is naked with his dick in his hand , fully erected and says to the guy:
"Hi, I'm Cess" ;)
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