Sex in the darkJane was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they have sex in the dark. Hoping to free her husband from his inhibitions, during a passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp..... only to discover a cucumber in his hand."Is THIS what you've been using on me for the past 5 years!?!""Honey, let me explain!""Why you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent son of a --""Speaking of sneaky!" he interrupted, "maybe you'd care to explain our 3 kids!!!"
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