Meet The Pope

A deeply religious and very poor man heards the Pope is coming
to a city near where he lives. The man decides to sell all his
belongings and buy a beautiful suit and take a bus to the city.


The man stands by the side of the road on the first day of a
parade and sees the Pope in his Pope-mobile. Much to his delight
the Pope stops his Pope-mobile and gets out.


The Pope walks directly towards him and the man is
overjoyed...but then the Pope walks past and whispers into a
tramp's ear and walks away.


The man talks to a tramp and offers his beautiful suit and the
little money in his pocket to him for the tramp's smelly, ragged
clothes. The tramp quickly agrees.


The next day the man, wearing the tramp's clothes, sits in
exactly the same spot as the tramp did. The Pope-mobile comes
down the street and sure enough it stops and the Pope gets out.


The pope walks directly over to the man and bends over to
whisper in his ear and says, "Didn't I tell you yesterday to get
the fuck out of here?!"