The limo driver picks him up 15 minutes late from the Vatican. They're driving along and it's rush hour and the driver is just taking his good ol' time. The Pope, in a fit of fury yells "GET IN THE BACK, I'M DRIVING." The Pope starts driving and is doing over a hundred miles per hour while swerving in and out of traffic. He gets pulled over. The cop walks up and takes his ID and registration. He goes back to the cruiser to call it in and says " You'll never believe who I have here."
Dispatcher: Who?
Cop: Take a guess.
Dispatcher: Oprah Winfrey?
Cop: Nope
Dispatcher: David King?
Cop: Nope.
Dispatcher: I'm sick of guessing. Tell me who it is!
Cop: I don't know but he's got the Pope driving him around!
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