I was talking with old scotsman named McHaggen when he says to me " hey boyo you see that bridge, I built that bridge, but they don't call me McHaggen The Bridge-Builder."
He later told me "now you see beyond that bridge there's a house, I built that house, but they don't call me McHaggen The House-Builder."
After awhile he says "now beyond that house there's a church, I built that church, but they don't call me McHaggen the Church-builder"
"But, you fuck one goat!"
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