Three men are waiting for Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates to get into Heaven. St. Peter arrives and tells them they can enter Heaven but first he wants to ask them a question. He looks at the first man and asks "what is Easter?".
The man says, "That's easy. It is when you put up a tree and put presents under it and Santa comes....
Saint Peter interrupts him and says "No, that is not Easter." He looks at the second man and asks "What is Easter?"
The second man says, "That's easy. That is when your family comes over you cook a turkey and give thanks..."
Saint Peter interrupts him, "No, that is not Easter." He looks at the third man and asks "What is Easter?"
The third man says, "That's easy. That is when Jesus rose from the dead..."
Saint Peter interrupts him, "Stop! You two pay attention. Now please start over."
The third man says, "That is when Jesus rose from the dead, and if he sees his shadow, we get six more weeks of winter."
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