After a long night of drinking a man enters his wifes bed room wifh a sheep under his arm and exclaims , " look honey, this is the pig I've been fucking ! "
His wife says, " honey, that's not a pig, its a sheep.."
"Shut up bitch, i wasn't talking to you "
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