"man" Jokez..n a Boy Joke..

"Man" jokez..n a boy joke..
A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the things of life, and his own personal problems. He couldn't find the answers so he sought help from God.
"God, God, you there God?" he asked.
"Yes, what is it my son?" God answered.
"I have a few questions; mind if I ask?" the man said.
"Go ahead, my son, anything."
"God, what is a million years to you?"
God answered, "A million years to me is only a second"
The the man asked again, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"
God replied, "A million dollars to me is worth only a penny."
The man lifted his eyebrows and asked his final question. "God, can I have a penny?"
God answered, "Sure, in a second."

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.
"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.
"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37."
"And that's how you built an empire?" the boy asked.
"Heavens, no!" the man replied. "Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."

Dave won $1,000 from a Microsoft XBOX competition. When they asked what will he do with the money, he said "I'm buying Playstation 3!"