Three hikers get lost in the forest. After few days of witless wonder, they stumble upon a camp of cannibalistic savages. Before they know it, they've been detained.
The cannibal king tells the prisoners that they could live if they pass a two-part trial. The first step of the test is to go back into the forest and collect ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather their fruits.
The first one returned and said to the king, "I've brought ten apples," to which the king replied "Congratulations, now onto the second step. You must shove all ten of this fruit up your ass. If you show any expression or make any sound during the process, then you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, and was promptly killed.
The second one arrived shortly after, and laid ten grapes in front of the king. The king explained the trial to him. So the second hiker set out to finish his trial. He successfully fit 8 grapes into his anal cavity without breaking a sweat. All of a sudden, before the ninth grape can be inserted, the man begins to laugh uncontrollably. He is killed.
The first guy and the second guy meet up in heaven. The first one, watching from above as the events occurred below, asked, "Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!" The second one replied, "I know, I know, but I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples."
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