But it's a Magic Apple

This couple goes to the county fair and are having a swell time. They stop at a vender who is selling apples, but the sign says," Worlds Greatest Apples."

The man goes to the vender and asks the guy if his apples really are the greatest. The vendor says," Ok sir, other then an apple what is your all time favorite fruit?" The man replies with," Oh, well my favorite would have to be a Georgia peach!" The vendor goes to his apples and pulls one out and hands it to the man and he tells him to take a bite.

The guy takes he bite and he is blown away and says," OMG that tasted just like a Georgia peach and the best one ever at that! The vendor asks the women what her favorite piece of pie is and she says pumpkin. The vendor again reaches for his apples and pulls one out and hands the women an apple, she bites it and says the same thing as her man," that was the best bite of pumpkin pie I've ever had!!"

The man sees all this and goes to the vendor, " Ok sir you think you're so special and can do all this magical stuff.. If your oh so special I want a pussy flavored Apple." The vendor says oh ok and reaches in a special box and pulls out the apple and hands it to the man. The man takes a big bite, and his face turns upside down and he spits out everything and says," eww omg this tastes like shit!" The vendor replies, " oh you gotta turn it around.."