A man goes hunting in the woods when he comes upon a bear. The bear comes at him and tell's the hunter he's going to rape him. The hunter's gun isn't big enough for to kill the bear, so he's raped and left.
The hunter decides to go back home and get a bigger gun. Angry and violated he goes back into the woods to kill the bear that raped him, when he comes upon another bear. Again this new bear tell's the hunter he's going to rape him and again his gun is not big enough to kill this bear. So the hunter's raped and left in the middle of the woods.
Angry and violated the hunter repeats this process in hopes to kill these bears that are violating him, each time with a bigger gun and each time comes upon a bigger bear.
Finally the hunter goes out into the woods with the biggest gun money can buy and he finds himself face to face with the king of bears, I'm talking some Godzilla shit (because talking rape bears were real enough). Face to face with the bear he knew the hunt was over. Dropping his gun, he admitted to defeat but this bear didn't want to rape him, it only wanted to ask...
"you're not out here to go hunting are you?" ;)
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