Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened
upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome
prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One Kiss from you and I will
turn back into a prince and we can marry, move into the castle with my mother,
and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever
feel happy doing so."
That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she laughed to herselfand
thought, "I don't FUCKING think so!"
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