She is walking in an alley when a mugger comes and shoots her 3 times in the stomach. Miraculously, her and her 3 babies survive and 2 girls and 1 boy are born as normal. They grow up normally too.
One day, one of the daughters ran up to her mother
"Mommy, mommy, guess what?!"
"What?" Says the mother
"I just pissed out a bullet!"
Then the second daughter runs in saying "Mommy, mommy guess what?!"
"What?!"
"I just just pissed out a bullet!"
Then the boy runs in saying "Mommy! Help!"
The mother says, "What happened, did you piss out a bullet?"
To which the boy says, "No! I was jacking off and I shot the dog!"
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