Magic Mountain

3 guys climb a trail to the peak of Magic Mountain. An old folk story says that if you run and jump off of the cliff and shout a word, you will magically turn into whatever word you said. The first guy runs and jumps off and says "Eagle!". POOF! He turned into an eagle and soared away. The second guy runs and jumps off and says "LION!" POOF! He lands on his 4 paws and roars away as a lion. The third guy runs and trips on a rock as he was about to jump off and screams "shit!". HAHAHA

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