The 2 deer hunters.


Two guys are out hunting deer...


The first guy says, "Did you see that?...pointing to the sky."
"No," the second guy says.
"Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead!" the first guy says.
"Oh," says the second guy.


A couple of minutes later, pointing to a far ridge, the first guy says, "Did you see that?"
"See what?" the second guy asks.
"Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there!"
"Yah, Ok", says the second guy again with a bit of irritation in his voice.


A few minutes later the first guy says: "Did you see that?"
This time pointing behind them.


By now, the second guy is getting very aggravated and says, "Yah, I SAW IT!"


And the first guy says: "Then why did you step in it?"

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