Moses, Jesus, and this short stubby old man with a long grey beard went golfing. Moses tees off on a short par three with a lake in front of them. He hits the ball into the lake and the other two just laughed out loud. Moses said whats so funny, I'll part the water and hit it unto the green and did so. Jesus hit his ball and it landed on the water, of course the two laughed out loud and Jesus replied, I can walk on water and he to hit it unto the green. The stubby old man shot and it was about to hit the water and a fish jumped up and grabbed the ball and before he hit the water an eagle grabbed the fish and flew over the green and fish let go the ball and it went into the hole. Jesus repleid, nice shot dad.
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