Last week I was walking down the street when I saw a beautiful bald eagle walk out a convenient store with some cough medicine.
All of a sudden a policeman came out of nowhere and shot him in the face.
I yelled at him "WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!"
As he slowly turned to me I could see my reflection in his aviators as he lit a cigarette and said "He was an illeagle"
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