Jesus, Moses & some old guy are playing golf.
Jesus hits his ball out into the lake, walks out on the water then chips the ball back on to the green.
Moses wasn't going to be outdone so he hits his ball way the hell out into the middle of the lake; then he parts the water, walks out and then chips his ball back on to the green.
The old guy hits his ball out towards the center of the lake; just as the ball is about to hit the water, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in it's mouth, just as the fish is about to land back in the water, an eagle swoops down, picks up the fish, flys over to the hole; shakes the fish and the ball falls right in the hole.
Jesus says "Come on dad! stop fucking around and play golf!"
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