Magic Dildo

A woman walks into a sex shop looking to buy a dildo.

"I want the best most powerful dildo you have" she tells the clerk.

"Oh then you want our ultra rare ultra powerful MAGIC DILDO! Just arrived from the jungles of Cambodia."

The clerk then goes on to explain how it works: "Simply say 'Magic Dildo' followed by whatever body part you want it to massage. Like this! 'MAGIC DILDO MY ARM"

Suddenly the dildo leaps up and starts vigorously massaging her arm. "I'll take it!" Says the woman, and she buys it and starts to drive home.
On the car ride home she decides to try it out, "MAGIC DILDO MY PUSSY" she says, and it starts to attack and massage her pussy. It's the best feeling she's ever felt and she starts to swerve all over the road. Soon a cop pulls her over and she puts the dildo away.

"Ma'm, why on earth were you swerving all over the road like that?" asks the cop.

"Honest sir it wasn't my fault! It was my magic dildo!" she replies.

"Yeah rite", says the cop, "MAGIC DILDO MY ASS!"