Drug overdose: A Whole New World
Suicide: Hakuna Matata (because it means no worries for the rest of your days!)
After child birth: Circle of Life
Hypothermia: Let it Go
Failed sex change operation: Make a Man Out of You
Drowning: Under the Sea
Murder: Don't Mess With Me
Explosion: Go the Distance
Heart attack: It's an Small World
Alcohol poisoning: I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
Burning: Just Like Fire
STD: Just a Little Love
Abortion: Just One Mistake
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