Ma and Pa where rocking on the front porch when Pa turned and slapped Ma.
Ma said, "What was that for?"
Pa said, "For forty years of bad sex."
Ma said, "Oh," and continued rocking.
Ma reached over and slapped Pa.
Pa said, "What was that for?"
Ma said, "For knowing the difference."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by BreeBrown
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