While the owner is out to lunch and says "I've tried everything: The Magic Mike, the Clarence Thomas, the Milton Berle. None of them are big enough. Do you have anything else?"
The clerk thinks a minute, goes into the back. "this is completely unique, and self-warming with a patented clit loop. The boss was saving it for herself but I feel bad for you. I'll let you have it for $300."
The nympho leaves and the boss comes back and asks, "how was business while I was gone?"
"Great! I sold three butt plugs, one strap-on kit, and your Thermos."
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