Dad is sitting on the couch when his son comes up and asks
"Dad what is sex?"
Dad sits him down and explains The Birds and The Bees with him and answers his questions.
"Well that's The Birds and The Bees, just curious, why did you ask?"
The son gets up and as hes leaving says "Mom said dinner would be ready in about 15 secs..."
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