A deaf couple gets married and is on their honeymoon. The lights go out and they begin having sex. The next morning the wife says, "Last night we seemed to be fumbling around quite a bit. Probably because the lights were out and we are unable to sign one another. Let's work out some simple signals. If you want to have sex missionary, squeeze my right breast, and you want it doggy-style squeeze my left breast. If you are too tired and don't feel like having sex squeeze both of them together at once". The husband replies, "that is a great idea, let's do something similar for me. If you want it missionary pull on my cock once, twice for doggy-style, and if you don't feel like having sex pull on it 50 times.
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