A south african prospector goes into a bar and meets a newly arrived w ould be prospector. The newy buys the old guy drink for information. He gets round the important question . What do you do for sex, the old guy gives him a knowing wink. He says what you do is watch out for an ostrich with its head buried in the sand, you drop your pants creep up behind it and go to work. They shook hands and said they would meet later in the year. The weeks past and they happened to meet. The newy had taken some beating he was cased in plaster and using crutches. The old timer asked what happened, he replied I did as you said and everything went well for the first mile and then I got out off step.
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