Three Flies

Once there were three flies who decided to spend a night in some
person's bathroom. The first fly slept in the bath, the second
fly spent the night in the basin and the last fly slept in the
toilet.


The next morning the three flies gathered together to chat. The
second fly asked the first, "How was your night?" The first fly
answered, "It was terrible, I was almost killed by this big
hairy thing that tried to swot me into some dirty water!"


The first fly then asked the second fly, "And you, how did you
sleep?" The second fly answered, "I hardly got any, during the
night I woke up and found myself in some water. I thought it the
end of me but I couldn't give up. So I thrashed my legs about as
hard as I could, luckily I found a shiny rope to grab onto and
pull myself out
of the water."


Both Flies then asked the third fly, "What about you, was your
night any better?" The third fly shook his head and replied, "It
was the worst night of my life, at first it was there was
peaceful and quiet but then all of sudden there was a massive
rumble of thunder. Out of no where a huge wall of water swept me
off my legs and I found myself being tossed about by huge
rapids. It must have been a flash flood or something. I tell you
guys, if it wasn't for that log I would have drowned!"