Little Tommy

Miss Johnson was leading her 1st grade class in a alphabet game. She asked the class. Can anyone thing of a word that starts with A. Little Tommy hand shot up. Miss Johnson looked at Tommy, she knew Tommy had a foul mouth, she thought, he is going to say ass. So she called on Sally, Sally said apple. Good said Miss Johnson. Does anyone have a word that starts with B. again Tommy's hand shot up. Miss Johnson thought, I know he will say Bitch, so she called on Bruce. Boy, said Bruce. Good job Bruce. The next letter was C, Tommy's hand shot up, but Miss Johnson called on John. Car said John. This went on throught whole alphabet until they got to the R and Tommy did not raise his hand. miss Johnson thought for a minute and could not think of a foul word that started with R. Tommy, she asked, do you know a word that starts with R. Tommy thought for a minute and then mumbled, Rats. Rats?, asked Miss Johnson. Yes said Tommy, Big fuckin rats with dicks this long.