A little girl in a pretty dress with a tiny dog is walking down the street. A passerby asks her for her name.
- It's Rose, she says.
- Oh, what a beautiful name. Why did your parents choose it for you?
- My mommy says that when I was inside her a rose petal fell on her tummy, so she called me Rose.
- What a nice story! And what is your doggy called?
- Piggie.
- Err... why?
- Oh, he fucks pigs.
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