And when he arrives to the gates of heaven, St. Peter tells him:
"Well, Joe, you've been a good man your whole life, you deserve a second chance. I'll bring you back to life, but you can only choose between living as either a caterpillar it a chicken"
He thinks "Hmmm... Well, if I were a caterpillar I'd get eaten by a chicken, I think it's better if I do the eating. I'll be a Chicken, Mr St. Peter!"
"Very well" said St. Peter as he threw Joe back to Earth, only now in chicken form.
When he landed he began to play with his new body, he moved his wings and feet and even tried to sing.
Suddenly, he felt some pressure in his butt.
"Dang, I think I need to poo... Let's see here *Hmmmph*"
*Pop*
"It's an egg! Oh boy, my first baby has left my body... Oh wait, it seems like there's more... *Hmmmmph* Dammit, this hurts so much!"
*Pop*
"Another one! I'm now a father of two, I've never been happier!...Oh dear, a third one...*Hmmmph* C'mon, we can do this..."
Suddenly, another voice is heard, it comes from the sky.
"JOE, YOU HAVE TO W..."
"What's that voice saying? Oh, doesn't matter, here comes my third baby!"
"JOE, YOU HAVE TO, YOU'RE S..."
"Almost, almost..."
*Pop*
"Yeah! Egg number three!"
Joe then blinks and realizes he's laying on a bed
His wife is screaming
"JOE, WAKE UP, DAMMIT, YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF!"
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