His mother had to go and pick him up and speak with the school.
"what have you done now!?" she cries.
"well, the teacher asked us math questions in class" said Jonny.
His mother, curiosly says "ok.. and what were the questions?"
"well, she asked us what was 8x2, so I shouted out 16" said Jonny,
"but that's right?" said his mother.
"Exactly, but then she asked us what was 2x8"
"What's the fucking difference?" said his mother.
Jonny replied "That's EXACTLY what I said!"
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