Other hand

The college professor had just finished explaining an important research
project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement
for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for
being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the
student's immediate family.


A smart-alec student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke
up. "But, what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?" As you would expect,
the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the
professor froze the young man with a glaring look.


"Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your
other hand."