Once this couple on a long train trip for honeymoon. After sometime they noticed that nobody in their compartment so thought why don’t we have sex and began it. While they doing, wife realice that she is not protection so
Honey, what if I got pregnant, I am not in protection
No worries, that’s my boy then, we'll call him Johnny
After a while, train got off track and had a huge impact so the couple separated themselves in different directions
Honey what happened?
Husband: I don’t know, I am here, you are there, I think that’s Johnny on the wall
[Sorry, if bad grammar, nonnative English speaker.]
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